Funny Jokes

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Tough Punishment

I was a brand-new attorney in practice alone, and I had a likewise inexperienced secretary fresh…

Tragically Right

I bought my sons a pet rabbit after they promised they would take care of it. As expected, I ended…

Warning Signs

My son, a West Virginia state trooper, stopped a woman for going 15 miles over the speed limit…

Wrong Victim

A friend of mine, a policeman, responded to an accident call one day. When he arrived, he noticed…

Air Force Talk

Pointing to a pan of chicken wings and legs disguised in the classic mess-hall manner, a young…

Already Gone

Since maternity patients at the small hospital where I work must travel 50 miles to another…

Already Pregnant

To confirm her suspicions, my sister needed to purchase a pregnancy test. Since I was going to the…

Always Right

My granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married the longest. Since…

Animal Talk

A veterinarian sent one of his employees to get a flat tire repaired in the tire store that I own…

Asking for Assistance

A couple we know were in Lamaze class, where they had an activity requiring the husband to wear a…