Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Already Gone

Since maternity patients at the small hospital where I work must travel 50 miles to another…

Already Pregnant

To confirm her suspicions, my sister needed to purchase a pregnancy test. Since I was going to the…

Always Right

My granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married the longest. Since…

Animal Talk

A veterinarian sent one of his employees to get a flat tire repaired in the tire store that I own…

Asking for Assistance

A couple we know were in Lamaze class, where they had an activity requiring the husband to wear a…

Astrology

When one of my patients came to me complaining of ear trouble, I looked around for the appropriate…

Baby on the Way

My husband met me at the doctor's office for my routine checkup, and from there we decided to go…

Based on Water

After being at sea in the Persian Gulf for 90 straight days, I went to the squadron command master…

Beautiful Sight

I was bending over to wipe up a spill on the kitchen floor when my wife walked into the room behind…

Big Boy

When my wife was about to have our first baby, we brought a tape recorder to the delivery ward to…