Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Chatter Box

This couple was heading to the hospital with their 16-year-old daughter, who was scheduled to…

Cheater

While a woman is keeping vigil beside her husband's deathbed, he says to her, "Before I die, I…

Checking Up

As an attorney in a major New Mexico law firm, I have many colleagues who work long hours. However…

Clueless

My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often turns to me for advice. Recently I was in…

Clumsy Dancer

While dancing at a party, I tripped and stubbed my toe. Days later, my toe swollen and purple, I…

Constant Congestion

A customer walked into my pharmacy asking for a particular nasal spray. "You know, that brand…

Cooking Instructions

According to the Internet: The inscription on the metal bands used by the U. S. Department of the…

Cool Family

I discussed peer pressure and cigarettes with my 12-year-old daughter. Having struggled for years…

Coughing Section

When I walked into a small café in rural Minnesota, I had no trouble distinguishing the…

Crabby Department

The clinic where I work promoted a co-worker to head the payroll department, or Payment Management…