Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Clumsy Dancer

While dancing at a party, I tripped and stubbed my toe. Days later, my toe swollen and purple, I…

Constant Congestion

A customer walked into my pharmacy asking for a particular nasal spray. "You know, that brand…

Cooking Instructions

According to the Internet: The inscription on the metal bands used by the U. S. Department of the…

Cool Family

I discussed peer pressure and cigarettes with my 12-year-old daughter. Having struggled for years…

Coughing Section

When I walked into a small café in rural Minnesota, I had no trouble distinguishing the…

Crabby Department

The clinic where I work promoted a co-worker to head the payroll department, or Payment Management…

Criminal Thinking

To our shock and horror, my sister-in-law and I realized we had each been married nearly 50 years…

Dangerous Driver

One day at the office of the orthopedic specialist I work for, we had to make arrangements for an…

Dangerous Weapons Permitted

On a business trip, my father approached a security checkpoint at the airport. The National Guard…

Deadly Response

The voice-dictation program a physician friend of mine purchased for his computer often…