Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

End of the Glory Days

After the birth of our second child, my husband volunteered to undergo a vasectomy. The morning of…

Ending the Questions

As a single, never-married woman in my 40s, I have been questioned endlessly about my status by…

Escape of the Snake

On a recent trip to the post office, I took a few minutes to read the notices posted on the public…

Escape Route

My friend read her son's horoscope and thought it quite appropriate. "You've spent the last…

Exercise Returns

Enticed by a television promotion, my wife ordered a popular exercise machine on a 30-day trial…

Exercise Route

My husband bought an exercise machine to help him shed a few pounds. He set it up in the basement…

Fake Teeth

The orthodontist and his assistants were removing my ten-year-old son's dental appliance. Because…

Falling Objects

When I was an infantry platoon commander, my Marines trained regularly for nighttime reconnaissance…

Fast Food Buddies

My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on…

Fat Chance

Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a virus. One…