Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Giving Away Tickets

When I was a rookie police officer, I was flustered by citizens who got upset if I gave them a…

Golf Talk

While driving home from the golf course, my mother-in-law got a traffic ticket for making a left…

Good Dog

A French poodle and a collie were walking down the street. The poodle turned to the collie and…

Grammar Lesson

Driving my car one afternoon, I rolled through a stop sign. I was pulled over by a police officer…

Guilty Tax Payer

Dear IRS: I'm sending you this money because I cheated on my income tax and my conscience has been…

Hamster on the Run

My niece bought her five-year-old daughter, Kayleigh, a hamster. One day he escaped from his cage…

Hard Worker

A police car with flashing lights pulled me over near the high school where I teach. As the officer…

Health Insurance

My father-in-law had prostate surgery. We brought him to the hospital at 7:30 a.m., and he was…

How to get Attention

One of the highlights of the freshman biology class at New Mexico Highlands University was the…

Hungry for Money

My cousin was behind the bakery's cash register one morning when a gunman burst in and demanded all…