Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Beautiful Sight

I was bending over to wipe up a spill on the kitchen floor when my wife walked into the room behind…

Big Boy

When my wife was about to have our first baby, we brought a tape recorder to the delivery ward to…

Bookworm

Having helped prepare the annual budget for my unit of the Seventh Army Special Troops in…

Breathing Techniques

One afternoon in the hospital operating room where I am a nurse, I heard one of our nurse…

Button Pain

Following a major hurricane, my husband worked long hours clearing the jumble of trees that…

Car Trouble

My son is an avid listener to our city’s police frequency, and he leaves the scanner on all…

Cat Shopping

Living in a household with eight indoor cats requires buying large amounts of kitty litter, which I…

Caught in a Lie

When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing, my husband, Glenn, and his…

Chatter Box

This couple was heading to the hospital with their 16-year-old daughter, who was scheduled to…

Cheater

While a woman is keeping vigil beside her husband's deathbed, he says to her, "Before I die, I…