Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Fat Jump

Although I was only a few pounds overweight, my wife was harping on me to diet. One evening we took…

Fatten Up

My daughter couldn't muster the willpower to lose unwanted pounds. One day, watching a svelte…

Flabby Compliment

One evening I was commenting on my bad exercise habits and tight clothes. Whenever I criticize…

Flu Symptoms

At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade teachers were named Miss Paine and Mrs…

Following the Routine

Customer-service reps repeat the same tired phrases so often that we can do the job in our sleep…

Food Before Safety

The new phone book arrived with a handy blank emergency-number form attached to the front page. I…

Food Over Fitness

During my uncle's physical exam, his doctor mentioned that he was slightly overweight. "Do you…

Foreign Object

Serving as a Marine recruiter in western North Carolina, I found a young man who met all the…

From Two Different Worlds

In Nevada, my husband and I attended the wedding of a man and woman of different faiths. A…

Genius

As a dental hygienist, I had a family come in one day for cleanings. By the time I was ready for…