Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Food Before Safety

The new phone book arrived with a handy blank emergency-number form attached to the front page. I…

Food Over Fitness

During my uncle's physical exam, his doctor mentioned that he was slightly overweight. "Do you…

Foreign Object

Serving as a Marine recruiter in western North Carolina, I found a young man who met all the…

From Two Different Worlds

In Nevada, my husband and I attended the wedding of a man and woman of different faiths. A…

Genius

As a dental hygienist, I had a family come in one day for cleanings. By the time I was ready for…

Gift Registry

Bob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. While out for a…

Giving Up

After joining the Navy, my husband underwent a physical. During the exam, it was discovered that…

Good Behavior

Notice seen on the bulletin board of a Florida air base: "The following enlisted men will pick…

Good Doctor

Suffering with a herniated disk in his back, my husband told his cousin that a well-respected…

Gritty Chocolate

As a dentist, I recently tried out a new chocolate-flavored pumice paste on my patients. No one…