Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Dangerous Weapons Permitted

On a business trip, my father approached a security checkpoint at the airport. The National Guard…

Deadly Response

The voice-dictation program a physician friend of mine purchased for his computer often…

Deep Down

At the salon where I was a hairstylist, the conversation turned to smoking and its ill effects on…

Different Easter

Just before Easter I remarked to my husband that, with the children grown and away from home, this…

Divorce Settlement

Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department of Motor Vehicles and asked to have my…

Doctor Says So

My friend Esther told me about her son's fifth-grade career day, where the children were asked…

Doctor's Advice

Resting in the hospital after the birth of our third child, I thought I would finally get a chance…

Dog Duties

Once while riding the bus to work, I noticed a man at a stop enjoying a cup of coffee. As we…

Dog Giver

I was editing classified ads for a small-town newspaper when a man called to place an ad. "It…

Dog Sounds

I always scoffed when my sister insisted that our three dogs are computer literate. Then one day…