Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Table Manners

My daughter had absentmindedly left her sneakers on our kitchen table. "That's…

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Temperature Issues

One afternoon, while touring the Canyonlands of southern Utah, my husband and I pulled into the…

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The Mysterious Sender

One morning a customer entered my flower shop and ordered a bouquet for his wife. "No card is…

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The Older the Better

As my 40th birthday approached, my husband, who is a year younger, was doing his best to rub it in…

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Tone Deaf

My mom had always wanted to learn to play the piano, so Dad bought her one for her birthday. A few…

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Too Old to Move

Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful…

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Trouble Speaking

I had laryngitis and finally decided to go to the doctor. After the nurse called for me, she asked…

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Understanding the Message

During weekly visits to my allergist, I've noticed a lot of inattentive parents with ill-behaved…

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Unreal

Recently visiting my hometown, I ran into Bev, a classmate I had not seen in years. We updated each…

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Unwanted Fashion

During the last days of my mother's life, we discussed many things. One day I raised the topic of…