Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Lunatic

I like hunting fossils, a hobby that isn’t exactly my wife’s favorite. On one…

Magic Cat

I worked at a boarding kennel where people leave their dogs and cats while on vacation. One morning…

Mapping it Out

For my fourth Caesarian section I opted for a bikini incision, which, along with the previous…

Mixed Up

After my wife had a sonogram, I asked my mother-in-law to guess the sex of the twins her daughter…

Money Talk

During the year that my husband, Bob, was undergoing expensive dental reconstruction, he got to…

Mysterious Hotel Guest

A Connecticut chap, an incorrigible practical joker, often makes his long-suffering wife the butt…

New Behind

Last New Year's Eve found me in the hospital scheduled for an operation to remove hemorrhoids. So…

Nifty Replacement

I spent an afternoon helping my boyfriend move into a new home. In one carton I found a crockpot…

Not a Regular

Everyone vows to join a gym and go three days a week. Yeah, right. A woman once called me at the…

Not Accepted

It had been a long time—seven years to be exact—since my friend Brian had been to see…