Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Scared Dog

A friend of mine is a deputy with the sheriff’s department canine division. One evening, the…

Scared Dog

My sister-in-law, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for protection. As she inspected a…

Scared of Insects

One day while we were doing yard work, my nine-year-old daughter found a baby snake, and I…

Self-Poison

Snake 1: Are we poisonous? Snake 2: I don’t know. Why? Snake 1: I just bit my lip…

Sent Again

Our friend, a lawyer, was defending a man accused of sending obscene literature through the mail…

Sleeping Position

As I was walking through a variety store, I stopped at the pet department to look at some…

Status Objects

Dad's pager beeped, summoning him to the hospital, where he is an anesthetist. As he raced toward…

Stealing Gardener

Having been a store detective for five years, I should be surprised at nothing. Occasionally…

Store Madness

As a policeman, I occasionally work off-duty as a security officer in stores. I was handling crowd…

Surprised

In honor of my brother's retirement from the police force, my sister-in-law decided to throw a…