Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Escape Route

My friend read her son's horoscope and thought it quite appropriate. "You've spent the last…

Exercise Returns

Enticed by a television promotion, my wife ordered a popular exercise machine on a 30-day trial…

Exercise Route

My husband bought an exercise machine to help him shed a few pounds. He set it up in the basement…

Fake Teeth

The orthodontist and his assistants were removing my ten-year-old son's dental appliance. Because…

Falling Objects

When I was an infantry platoon commander, my Marines trained regularly for nighttime reconnaissance…

Fast Food Buddies

My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on…

Fat Chance

Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a virus. One…

Fat Jump

Although I was only a few pounds overweight, my wife was harping on me to diet. One evening we took…

Fatten Up

My daughter couldn't muster the willpower to lose unwanted pounds. One day, watching a svelte…

Flabby Compliment

One evening I was commenting on my bad exercise habits and tight clothes. Whenever I criticize…