Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Tragically Right

I bought my sons a pet rabbit after they promised they would take care of it. As expected, I ended…

Warning Signs

My son, a West Virginia state trooper, stopped a woman for going 15 miles over the speed limit…

Wrong Victim

A friend of mine, a policeman, responded to an accident call one day. When he arrived, he noticed…

Air Force Talk

Pointing to a pan of chicken wings and legs disguised in the classic mess-hall manner, a young…

Already Gone

Since maternity patients at the small hospital where I work must travel 50 miles to another…

Already Pregnant

To confirm her suspicions, my sister needed to purchase a pregnancy test. Since I was going to the…

Always Right

My granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married the longest. Since…

Animal Talk

A veterinarian sent one of his employees to get a flat tire repaired in the tire store that I own…

Asking for Assistance

A couple we know were in Lamaze class, where they had an activity requiring the husband to wear a…

Astrology

When one of my patients came to me complaining of ear trouble, I looked around for the appropriate…