Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Genius

As a dental hygienist, I had a family come in one day for cleanings. By the time I was ready for…

Gift Registry

Bob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. While out for a…

Giving Up

After joining the Navy, my husband underwent a physical. During the exam, it was discovered that…

Good Behavior

Notice seen on the bulletin board of a Florida air base: "The following enlisted men will pick…

Good Doctor

Suffering with a herniated disk in his back, my husband told his cousin that a well-respected…

Gritty Chocolate

As a dentist, I recently tried out a new chocolate-flavored pumice paste on my patients. No one…

Hearing Problems

I think my wife's going deaf," Joe told their doctor. "Try to test her hearing at home…

Heavy Situation

Spotted in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch: "Fitness Club Closes, Going Belly Up."

Holiday Contest

The contest was simple: Which department in the hospital where I worked as a nurse could create the…

Household Duties

One rainy morning, my mother went for her daily run. As she returned to the house, she slipped and…