Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

One Stop Cleanup

My friend’s husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she would…

Opposite in Nature

My mother and I were having a mother-daughter talk about the qualities to look for in a husband…

Other Commitments

As we left the gym after our first real workout in years, my husband and I both felt energized…

Overeater

Although I knew I had put on a few pounds, I didn't consider myself overweight until the day I…

Painful Situation

Recovering from knee surgery and the extraction of impacted wisdom teeth, I was lying on the couch…

Part of the Audience

I'm never very comfortable with any kind of physical test or procedure, but when I was referred to…

Payback

As a dental hygienist, I try to relieve my patients' anxiety by going over the procedures before…

Paying For It

A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive, and as part of the prescreening…

Personal Ad

After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again…

Personal Service

My wife and her friend Karen were talking about their labor-saving devices as they pulled into our…