Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Part of the Audience

I'm never very comfortable with any kind of physical test or procedure, but when I was referred to…

Payback

As a dental hygienist, I try to relieve my patients' anxiety by going over the procedures before…

Paying For It

A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive, and as part of the prescreening…

Personal Ad

After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again…

Personal Service

My wife and her friend Karen were talking about their labor-saving devices as they pulled into our…

Pet Giveaway

From the Danvers, Ill., Shopper:"Ferret, likes kids, nice pet, but chewed the guinea pig's ear…

Pregnant Swap

I was in my ninth month of pregnancy and feeling very uncomfortable. On top of everything, my pleas…

Pretend Doctor

For several years, my job was to answer all viewer phone calls and mail concerning the daytime…

Pucker Up

One night my friend John and I were sitting at a bar where he used to work, when an attractive…

Reaching Back

During a visit with my mother, who was in the hospital, I popped into the cafeteria for breakfast…