Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Pregnant Swap

I was in my ninth month of pregnancy and feeling very uncomfortable. On top of everything, my pleas…

Pretend Doctor

For several years, my job was to answer all viewer phone calls and mail concerning the daytime…

Pucker Up

One night my friend John and I were sitting at a bar where he used to work, when an attractive…

Reaching Back

During a visit with my mother, who was in the hospital, I popped into the cafeteria for breakfast…

Reading the Obvious

Safety is job one in the Air Force. Overstating the obvious is job two, as I discovered when…

Reeled In

A friend of mine was working as a nurse in a West Australian coastal town when a tourist came into…

Regular Feeding

When my daughter and I caught only one perch on our fishing trip—not enough for even a modest…

Rooting for the Other Team

About to have a blood test, I nervously waited while the nurse tightened a tourniquet around my…

Rounding Up

My sister decided to go on a diet, and that first evening she phoned me. I could tell her mouth was…

Running Days

A friend of mine had resisted efforts to get him to run with our jogging group until his doctor…