Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Reading the Obvious

Safety is job one in the Air Force. Overstating the obvious is job two, as I discovered when…

Reeled In

A friend of mine was working as a nurse in a West Australian coastal town when a tourist came into…

Regular Feeding

When my daughter and I caught only one perch on our fishing trip—not enough for even a modest…

Rooting for the Other Team

About to have a blood test, I nervously waited while the nurse tightened a tourniquet around my…

Rounding Up

My sister decided to go on a diet, and that first evening she phoned me. I could tell her mouth was…

Running Days

A friend of mine had resisted efforts to get him to run with our jogging group until his doctor…

Same Patient

After I warned the nurse taking blood that it would be very hard to find a vein on me, she said…

Season's Greetings

On the Friday before Christmas, a group of tuberculosis patients at the VA hospital in Springfield…

Secret Information

While standing watch in the Coast Guard station in Juneau, Alaska, I got a call from the Navy in…

Seeing People

One of our regular patients at the counseling center had complained of hearing voices. So the…