Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Running Days

A friend of mine had resisted efforts to get him to run with our jogging group until his doctor…

Same Patient

After I warned the nurse taking blood that it would be very hard to find a vein on me, she said…

Season's Greetings

On the Friday before Christmas, a group of tuberculosis patients at the VA hospital in Springfield…

Secret Information

While standing watch in the Coast Guard station in Juneau, Alaska, I got a call from the Navy in…

Seeing People

One of our regular patients at the counseling center had complained of hearing voices. So the…

Seeing the Light

A client of our optometry business was jubilant after I replaced the scratched, dirty lenses in his…

Separation

At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for her and her husband…

Setting up a Brigade

My brother and I arrived at boot camp together. On the first morning, our unit was dragged out of…

Sharp Objects

Employed as a dental receptionist, I was on duty when an extremely nervous patient came for…

Shopping Disaster

My mother and my wife—both nurses—were shopping together when a woman in a nearby…