Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Third Times a Charm

Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she…

Throwing Your Money Away

Neighbors of ours had a terrible disagreement over a patio they wanted for their backyard. The wife…

Til' Death Do Us Part

Soon after we were married, my husband, Paul, stopped wearing his wedding band."Why don't you…

Time Confusion

My wife, Dolores, never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock. One day she called the…

Tough Dentist

A Navy dentist’s license plate:“TOP GUM.”

Traveling Answering Machine

In good weather, my friend Mark always let his yellow-naped Amazon parrot, Nicky, sit on the…

Traveling Birds

In the Moreno Valley (Calif.) Recycler: "Homing pigeons free to good home. Must live far, far…

True Colors

As I was stepping into the shower after an afternoon of yard work, my wife walked into the…

Unable to Drink

A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, buddy. I can’t serve…

Unattractive

We brought our newborn son, Adam, to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the…