Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Leak

I was lying on my couch, burning up with a fever, when my husband said I should go to bed. At three…

Light Workout

When my wife called a friend on our touch-tone phone, the line was busy. She tried several more…

Literally Speaking

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped…

Lunatic

I like hunting fossils, a hobby that isn’t exactly my wife’s favorite. On one…

Magic Cat

I worked at a boarding kennel where people leave their dogs and cats while on vacation. One morning…

Mapping it Out

For my fourth Caesarian section I opted for a bikini incision, which, along with the previous…

Mixed Up

After my wife had a sonogram, I asked my mother-in-law to guess the sex of the twins her daughter…

Money Talk

During the year that my husband, Bob, was undergoing expensive dental reconstruction, he got to…

Mysterious Hotel Guest

A Connecticut chap, an incorrigible practical joker, often makes his long-suffering wife the butt…

New Behind

Last New Year's Eve found me in the hospital scheduled for an operation to remove hemorrhoids. So…