Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Tough Dentist

A Navy dentist’s license plate:“TOP GUM.”

Traveling Answering Machine

In good weather, my friend Mark always let his yellow-naped Amazon parrot, Nicky, sit on the…

Traveling Birds

In the Moreno Valley (Calif.) Recycler: "Homing pigeons free to good home. Must live far, far…

True Colors

As I was stepping into the shower after an afternoon of yard work, my wife walked into the…

Unable to Drink

A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, buddy. I can’t serve…

Unattractive

We brought our newborn son, Adam, to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the…

Unattractive Undergarments

When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring her a few items from…

Unconscious

Standing on the sidelines, during a game being played by my school's football team, I saw one of…

Under the Knife

My sister and I were out on the town one night when we ran into a man I knew. "You're…

Unnamed

When I was on duty in the maternity ward, one of my patients was a woman who was having her first…