Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Secret Information

While standing watch in the Coast Guard station in Juneau, Alaska, I got a call from the Navy in…

Seeing People

One of our regular patients at the counseling center had complained of hearing voices. So the…

Seeing the Light

A client of our optometry business was jubilant after I replaced the scratched, dirty lenses in his…

Separation

At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for her and her husband…

Setting up a Brigade

My brother and I arrived at boot camp together. On the first morning, our unit was dragged out of…

Sharp Objects

Employed as a dental receptionist, I was on duty when an extremely nervous patient came for…

Shopping Disaster

My mother and my wife—both nurses—were shopping together when a woman in a nearby…

Sink or Swim

While at a marine-supply store stocking up on equipment for my boat, I also purchased an inflatable…

Smart Ones

One of my jobs in the Army is to give service members and their families tours of the demilitarized…

Smelling the Cat

At the end of a visit to Amsterdam, a friend borrowed an old suitcase from his hosts to carry home…