Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Unprofessional

A friend living in an isolated Montana mining town suspected that she wasn't getting the best…

Unskilled Sailor

While waiting for a flight, I glanced over at a nearby couple. He was reading the United States…

Unused Equipment

Hoping to lose some weight, my wife told me she wanted to get an exercise bicycle. I reminded her…

Video Game Lessons

While attending a laser seminar for obstetric and gynecologic surgeons, I found a booth where the…

Waiting Room Call

When an increased patient load began to overwhelm our hospital's emergency room, we initiated a…

War on Fat

I called a video shop to order the war movie Battle of the Bulge. "Hold on," said the…

Weighting Around

A colleague was planning a trip to my business office and asked if I could find him a hotel with…

What Really Matters

Going over our weekly training schedule one morning at our small Army garrison, we noticed that our…

Worry Wart

After ten years of widowhood, I remarried. Leaving work one wintry evening, I told a colleague that…

Wrong Bar

My diminutive aunt Flora, just four feet, nine inches tall, accepted an offer to visit a health…