Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Clueless

My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often turns to me for advice. Recently I was in…

Clumsy Dancer

While dancing at a party, I tripped and stubbed my toe. Days later, my toe swollen and purple, I…

Constant Congestion

A customer walked into my pharmacy asking for a particular nasal spray. "You know, that brand…

Cooking Instructions

According to the Internet: The inscription on the metal bands used by the U. S. Department of the…

Cool Family

I discussed peer pressure and cigarettes with my 12-year-old daughter. Having struggled for years…

Coughing Section

When I walked into a small café in rural Minnesota, I had no trouble distinguishing the…

Crabby Department

The clinic where I work promoted a co-worker to head the payroll department, or Payment Management…

Criminal Thinking

To our shock and horror, my sister-in-law and I realized we had each been married nearly 50 years…

Dangerous Driver

One day at the office of the orthopedic specialist I work for, we had to make arrangements for an…

Dangerous Weapons Permitted

On a business trip, my father approached a security checkpoint at the airport. The National Guard…