Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Dark Shadow

My mother, a meticulous housekeeper, often lectured my father about tracking dirt into the house…

Decoding Not Necessary

Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs…

Denied

My wife received a credit-card application in the mail that she had not requested. She didn't want…

Diet Flaws

My three sisters and I have weight problems and are always sharing diet tips. One day my oldest…

Embarassing Surprise

One evening my former boss was getting out of the shower when his wife called, asking him to turn…

Emotionally Painful

My husband was bending over to tie my three-year-old's shoes. That's when I noticed my son, Ben…

Excuse to Shop

One day I noticed that my sister wasn't wearing a watch. When I asked her about it, she replied…

Expensive Love

My husband, Mike, and I had several stressful months of financial difficulties. So one evening I…

Expensive Present

My husband is a big Atlanta Braves fan. When I saw an ad on television for a baseball autographed…

Eyeglass Tips

Jim, my 40-something husband, was playing basketball with friends his age. "Pretty soon,"…