Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

War on Fat

I called a video shop to order the war movie Battle of the Bulge. "Hold on," said the…

Weighting Around

A colleague was planning a trip to my business office and asked if I could find him a hotel with…

What Really Matters

Going over our weekly training schedule one morning at our small Army garrison, we noticed that our…

Worry Wart

After ten years of widowhood, I remarried. Leaving work one wintry evening, I told a colleague that…

Wrong Bar

My diminutive aunt Flora, just four feet, nine inches tall, accepted an offer to visit a health…

Wrong Cure

The commercial for Viagra with the middle-aged men running happily through the streets to the song…

Wrong Customer

A fellow walked into a drugstore and headed to the back to speak with the pharmacist. "Do you…

Wrong Snake

When a rattlesnake got loose in the second-floor hall of the science building at my university, it…

You Are What You Are

During basic training, our drill sergeant asked for a show of hands of all Jewish personnel. Six of…

Yummy Giveaway

I was in a department store when I heard on the public-address system that the optical department…