Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

The Missing Shoe

One evening my husband's golfing buddy drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too…

The Right Marriage

My wife and I were comparing notes the other day. "I have a higher IQ, did better on my SATs…

Thinking Workouts

There is a woman at my health club who always begins her workout with sit-ups and leg-lifts. One…

Third Times a Charm

Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she…

Throwing Your Money Away

Neighbors of ours had a terrible disagreement over a patio they wanted for their backyard. The wife…

Til' Death Do Us Part

Soon after we were married, my husband, Paul, stopped wearing his wedding band."Why don't you…

Time Confusion

My wife, Dolores, never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock. One day she called the…

Tough Dentist

A Navy dentist’s license plate:“TOP GUM.”

Traveling Answering Machine

In good weather, my friend Mark always let his yellow-naped Amazon parrot, Nicky, sit on the…

Traveling Birds

In the Moreno Valley (Calif.) Recycler: "Homing pigeons free to good home. Must live far, far…