Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Facts of Life

At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he thought that he'd be around for his…

Family Confusion

When I arrived at school for my daughter's parent-teacher conference, the teacher seemed a bit…

Fast Food Relative

For years I had been telling my friend Pete that he ate too much fast food, but he always denied…

Fat Chance

Having fought the battle of the bulge most of my life, I found the battle getting even harder as I…

Fat Plate

To celebrate his 40th birthday, my boss, who is battling middle-age spread, bought a new…

Final Minutes

Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told…

Fire Starter

For a late snack, my sisters and I stopped at a diner. Walking in, we smelled cooking gas. When the…

Flattering Tip

I was with my husband at a baseball game in Boston's Fenway Park when I decided to go get myself a…

Football Talk

My husband, a big-time sports fan, was watching a football game with our grandchildren. He had just…

Forgetful

My grandfather has a knack for looking on the bright side of life. Even after receiving the…