Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Batter Up

I played for a semipro baseball team. At every game we sold raffle tickets. Half the money paid the…

Benchwarmer

It was the first day of basketball practice at Wingate high school in Brooklyn, N.Y. Coach Jack…

Big Mouth

New to the United States, I was eager to meet people. So one day I struck up a conversation with…

Big Problem

The first time I met my wife, she was an intense aerobics instructor at my health club and I was an…

Birthday Present

I was turning 40 and decided to celebrate by fulfilling my longtime dream to go sky-diving. Before…

Bringing Back the Old Days

Heading off to college at the age of 40, I was a bit self-conscious about my advancing years. One…

Case Study

I was having a drink at a local restaurant with my friend Justin when he spotted an attractive…

Coffee Talk

At a coffee bar in Lansing, Mich., a sign on the staff's tip container said"Thanks a…

Crazy Fish Seller

After I asked for a half-pound trout fillet at my supermarket's seafood counter, the clerk picked…

Crumpled Up

I had been thinking about coloring my hair. One day while going through a magazine, I came across…