Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Bringing Back the Old Days

Heading off to college at the age of 40, I was a bit self-conscious about my advancing years. One…

Case Study

I was having a drink at a local restaurant with my friend Justin when he spotted an attractive…

Coffee Talk

At a coffee bar in Lansing, Mich., a sign on the staff's tip container said"Thanks a…

Crazy Fish Seller

After I asked for a half-pound trout fillet at my supermarket's seafood counter, the clerk picked…

Crumpled Up

I had been thinking about coloring my hair. One day while going through a magazine, I came across…

Dad's Pride and Joy

The family was viewing old slides and one flashed on the screen that caught everyone's attention…

Dark Shadow

My mother, a meticulous housekeeper, often lectured my father about tracking dirt into the house…

Decoding Not Necessary

Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs…

Denied

My wife received a credit-card application in the mail that she had not requested. She didn't want…

Diet Flaws

My three sisters and I have weight problems and are always sharing diet tips. One day my oldest…