Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

True Colors

As I was stepping into the shower after an afternoon of yard work, my wife walked into the…

Unable to Drink

A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, buddy. I can’t serve…

Unattractive

We brought our newborn son, Adam, to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the…

Unattractive Undergarments

When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring her a few items from…

Unconscious

Standing on the sidelines, during a game being played by my school's football team, I saw one of…

Under the Knife

My sister and I were out on the town one night when we ran into a man I knew. "You're…

Unnamed

When I was on duty in the maternity ward, one of my patients was a woman who was having her first…

Unprofessional

A friend living in an isolated Montana mining town suspected that she wasn't getting the best…

Unskilled Sailor

While waiting for a flight, I glanced over at a nearby couple. He was reading the United States…

Unused Equipment

Hoping to lose some weight, my wife told me she wanted to get an exercise bicycle. I reminded her…