Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Crazy Fish Seller

After I asked for a half-pound trout fillet at my supermarket's seafood counter, the clerk picked…

Crumpled Up

I had been thinking about coloring my hair. One day while going through a magazine, I came across…

Dad's Pride and Joy

The family was viewing old slides and one flashed on the screen that caught everyone's attention…

Dark Shadow

My mother, a meticulous housekeeper, often lectured my father about tracking dirt into the house…

Decoding Not Necessary

Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs…

Denied

My wife received a credit-card application in the mail that she had not requested. She didn't want…

Diet Flaws

My three sisters and I have weight problems and are always sharing diet tips. One day my oldest…

Embarassing Surprise

One evening my former boss was getting out of the shower when his wife called, asking him to turn…

Emotionally Painful

My husband was bending over to tie my three-year-old's shoes. That's when I noticed my son, Ben…

Excuse to Shop

One day I noticed that my sister wasn't wearing a watch. When I asked her about it, she replied…