Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

What Really Matters

Going over our weekly training schedule one morning at our small Army garrison, we noticed that our…

Worry Wart

After ten years of widowhood, I remarried. Leaving work one wintry evening, I told a colleague that…

Wrong Bar

My diminutive aunt Flora, just four feet, nine inches tall, accepted an offer to visit a health…

Wrong Cure

The commercial for Viagra with the middle-aged men running happily through the streets to the song…

Wrong Customer

A fellow walked into a drugstore and headed to the back to speak with the pharmacist. "Do you…

Wrong Snake

When a rattlesnake got loose in the second-floor hall of the science building at my university, it…

You Are What You Are

During basic training, our drill sergeant asked for a show of hands of all Jewish personnel. Six of…

Yummy Giveaway

I was in a department store when I heard on the public-address system that the optical department…

A Lot of Work for Nothing

My wife asked me to help one of our neighbors, a young mother whose sailor husband was at sea. Her…

A Mouthful

During our church service one Sunday, a parishioner was speaking about an emotionally charged topic…