Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Ordering In

My husband and I both work, so our family eats out a lot. Recently, when we were having a rare…

Out of Tune

While driving on the highway, my daughter noticed a child in the window of a car in the next lane…

Overly Cautious

No one is more cautious than a first-time parent. After our daughter was big enough to ride on the…

Painful Love

Both my fiancé and I are in our 40s. I thought it was both amusing and touching when he…

Parking Accident

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a…

Party Animal

I was having some chest pains, but my cardiologist assured me nothing was wrong. Then I told him I…

Pizza Order

Sometime around two in the morning our phone rang, waking us out of a sound sleep. "Wrong…

Restaurant Directions

Although I am of Chinese descent, I never really learned to speak Chinese. One evening, I came home…

Rolling Around

My husband, who is an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking…

Rough Times

When a woman in my office became engaged, a colleague offered her some advice. "The first ten…