Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Party Animal

I was having some chest pains, but my cardiologist assured me nothing was wrong. Then I told him I…

Pizza Order

Sometime around two in the morning our phone rang, waking us out of a sound sleep. "Wrong…

Restaurant Directions

Although I am of Chinese descent, I never really learned to speak Chinese. One evening, I came home…

Rolling Around

My husband, who is an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking…

Rough Times

When a woman in my office became engaged, a colleague offered her some advice. "The first ten…

Running Out of Time

One of the English classes I taught at Deltona high school in Florida consisted of a particularly…

School Supplies

After registering for his high school classes, my son burst into the house, filled with excitement…

Seeing Problems

When I was in the sixth grade, I lost the sight in my right eye during a playground mishap…

Sharp Eyes

As a salesman, I was searching for a certain company in unfamiliar territory. I came to a…

Sharp Thinker

On my birthday I got a really funny card from a friend. It joked about how our bodies might be…