Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Surprising Birthday Present

After the birth of my son, a woman from the records department stopped by my hospital room to get…

Table Manners

My daughter had absentmindedly left her sneakers on our kitchen table. "That's…

Temperature Issues

One afternoon, while touring the Canyonlands of southern Utah, my husband and I pulled into the…

The Mysterious Sender

One morning a customer entered my flower shop and ordered a bouquet for his wife. "No card is…

The Older the Better

As my 40th birthday approached, my husband, who is a year younger, was doing his best to rub it in…

Tone Deaf

My mom had always wanted to learn to play the piano, so Dad bought her one for her birthday. A few…

Too Old to Move

Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful…

Trouble Speaking

I had laryngitis and finally decided to go to the doctor. After the nurse called for me, she asked…

Understanding the Message

During weekly visits to my allergist, I've noticed a lot of inattentive parents with ill-behaved…

Unreal

Recently visiting my hometown, I ran into Bev, a classmate I had not seen in years. We updated each…