Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Unwanted Fashion

During the last days of my mother's life, we discussed many things. One day I raised the topic of…

Unwanted Mess

On a Pittsburgh plumbing contractor's truck: "You Don't Have to Sleep With That Drip…

Volume Control

It seemed that all our appliances had broken in the same week, and repairs were straining our…

Watching the Game

After a shopping expedition, my friend Gina and I stopped in a local bar for a drink. We hadn't…

Waving Hand

Which windshield wiper blade always quits first? That's right—the driver's side. This…

Weight Guessing

Our Lamaze class included a tour of the pediatric wing at the hospital. When a new baby was brought…

Well Mannered

While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had…

Winter Migration

We purchased an old home in northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast…

Wrong Message

We invited some old friends to help celebrate my 40th birthday. My husband went out to buy a gift…

Wrong Purchase

My hearing had gotten worse, and ultimately I was faced with a decision: buy a pontoon boat, which…