Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Caffeine Operated

The chef of the upscale restaurant I manage collided with a waiter one day and spilled coffee all…

Car Trouble

Our teenage son, Marc, never misses an opportunity to remind us that he needs his own car. One…

Change in Appearance

While doing renovations in our house, one of the workmen paused to look at a flattering photo of me…

Cheap Ticket

As an airline reservation agent, I took a call from a man who wanted to book a flight for two but…

Chicken Scratch

Ever wonder what medical personnel scribble on those clipboards attached to the foot of the bed?…

Class Act

Recently I was grading history tests for my fourth-graders. I'd included an extra credit question:…

Color Problems

A favorite story among color-film processors concerns the negative of a poodle which a woman sent…

Computer Talk

My husband and I are both in an Internet business, but he's the one who truly lives, eats and…

Contradiction

Seen on the door of a repair shop:WE CAN FIX ANYTHING. (Please knock on the door—the bell…

Disloyal Customer

The aquarium shop where I work has been in business for more than 20 years. One Sunday a customer…