Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Small Print, Big Problems

During the mortgage closing on our summer house, my wife and I were asked to sign documents…

Speech Impediment

Bad weather meant I was stuck overnight at O'Hare airport in Chicago. Along with hotel…

Stale Cup

Late one night I stopped at one of those 24-hour gas station mini-marts to get myself a fresh…

The Higher the Better

Sign above the scale in a Mission Hills, Calif., doctor's office: "Pretend it's your I.Q."

The Other Woman

Doctors are used to getting calls at any hour. One night a man phoned, waking me up. "I'm…

The Retriever

I'm a police officer and occasionally park my cruiser in residential areas to watch for speeders…

Trouble Focusing

Nothing seems to dim my 13-year-old son's sense of humor. And he's certainly not above being the…

Ugly Remark

Rushing to get to the movies, my husband and I told the kids we had to leave "right…

Unappetizing

My wife and I run a small restaurant where we often name our specials after our…

Uninvited Announcement

Each year our company holds a training session in the conference room of the same hotel. When we…