Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Numbing

At the busy dental office where I work, one patient was always late. Once when I called to confirm…

Nut Case

Unfortunately, we humans don't come equipped with delete buttons for our mouths. My friend and his…

Office Meeting

The company where I work provides four-foot-high cubicles so each employee can have some privacy…

On the Run

As a promotional gimmick for my restaurant, I send out coupons offering people a free dinner on…

One Big Thanks

A friend of mine has an adopted son who, at six-foot-one, loves to play basketball. The boy was…

One Hot Description

On duty as a customer-service representative for a car-rental company, I took a call from a driver…

One Sick Customer

I'm an attendant in a Laundromat. A woman came in, sat near my counter and chain-smoked cigarette…

One Stinky Promise

On the back of a septic-service company truck: "Satisfaction guaranteed, or your merchandise…

Other Emergency

Our family took shelter in the basement after hearing a tornado warning. My husband told everyone…

Painful Situation

I thought I wanted a tattoo, so I had a friend come with me to the tattoo parlor. As I nervously…