Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Weighed Down

During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Wash., factory, I noticed several 747 and 777 airliners…

Wrong Patient

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as…

A Technical Answer

A helicopter was flying toward Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the…

Angry Customers

The speaker at my bank's drive-through window had been broken for weeks, and we tellers had to…

Complex Explanation

I feel inadequate when talking with a mechanic, so when my vehicle started making a strange noise…

Computer Language

My husband, a computer-systems trouble-shooter, rode with me in my new car one afternoon. He had…

In Total Control

My family has a tradition of naming the cruise control on our cars. We were used to hearing my…

Missing Parts

The auto auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity. Vehicles were classified as either…

No Cleaning Required

Opening the box containing my new portable television, I removed the remote and turned it over to…

Not so Private

Security and peace of mind were part of the reason we moved to a gated community. Both flew out the…