Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Uninvited Announcement

Each year our company holds a training session in the conference room of the same hotel. When we…

Unwanted Transportation

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a…

Useful Ailment

One of my friends, a musician, is always upbeat. Nothing gets her down. But when she developed…

Vast Entertainment

I was reading to my wife a newspaper report of the speech in which FCC chairman Newton N. Minow…

Virtual Perspective

I overheard my nine-year-old son on the phone with a friend discussing a computer simulation game…

Weighed Down

During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Wash., factory, I noticed several 747 and 777 airliners…

Wrong Patient

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as…

A Technical Answer

A helicopter was flying toward Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the…

Angry Customers

The speaker at my bank's drive-through window had been broken for weeks, and we tellers had to…

Complex Explanation

I feel inadequate when talking with a mechanic, so when my vehicle started making a strange noise…