Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

That's Not How it Works, Dad.

Dad rarely dresses up, so when he left the bedroom decked out in a suit and tie, he wanted to…

I Owe My Life to Justin Bieber...

... I was in a coma for two years, until a nurse played one of 
his songs on the radio in my…

Back To The Cleaners

My biggest problem with time travel is: How many days would you pack for? @JoshGondelman

Grammar Kills

The village blacksmith hired an enthusiastic new apprentice 
willing to work long, hard hours…

Metal Bands For Kids

Unlocking The Truth, a heavy metal band made up of eighth 
graders, recently signed a $1.7…

Or Maybe While Breakdancing

The worst time to have a heart 
attack is during a game of charades. Demetri Martin

Poor Sports

Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. “I blame the general…

Bad, Better, Best

3 Musketeers is a good name 
for a chocolate bar, but a bad name 
for an Army…

Dubious Accomplishment #23

I don’t want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything, but 
I can still fit into the…

A Colorful Diet

My parents used to stuff 
me with candy when I was a kid. M&M’s, Jujubes, SweeTarts. I…