Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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The Saddest Story I Know

While at a convention, Bill, Jim, and Scott shared a hotel suite 
on the 75th floor. After a long…

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The Time Traveler Protest

T NOW! What do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! When do we want them? RIGH  @johnfreiler

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Who Taught You That?

“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” the teacher instructed her second-grade…

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Crossword Puzzle Answers You’d Never get Right:

• Star of Gravity (Newton) • You say potato, I say __
(carbsmakemefat) • Turned water…

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I Hide Photos...

I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in 
a file named Fireworks and…

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Swimming is Confusing...

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to…

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First Microbes Breathed Sulfur...

First Microbes Breathed Sulfur Before It Was Cool Washington Post

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Stolen Prosthetic Arm...

Stolen Prosthetic Arm Discovered in a Secondhand Shop Daily Echo, England

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Marshall County Sheriff's Candidate...

Marshall County Sheriff’s Candidate Disputes Report of Own Death WAFF (Huntsville, Alabama)

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Every Time I Say That...

Every time I say that I’m ready to order in a restaurant, what I really mean is that I’m not…