Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Sarah Silverman on Cleaning House

My kitchen floor is sticky, and 
I had to do something about it. So finally I went out and bought…

The Mark of Good Cleaning

Oh man, just did some serious cleaning in here. You could 
totally eat off this table. Matthew…

Zach Galifianakis on Laundry

You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. Zach Galifianakis

Dating a Hoarder

I used to date a hoarder, and she broke up with me. That stings extra hard—I’m like the one…

BULLETIN: Stoop Sale

Stoop sale this Sunday, 12 to 4 p.m. 
Throwing all my crap in the 
garbage this Sunday, 4:15…

Mallory Ortberg on Cooking Blogs

Food blogs are rife with pressing questions, helpful hints, and caustic comments from readers. One…

Megan Amram on Mystery

Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it. @meganamram

The Star of Cake Boss Was Arrested...

The star of Cake Boss was 
arrested for DWI. Police interrogated him for 30 minutes at 350…

Two Men Are Out Ice Fishing...

Two men have been ice fishing 
all day. One has had no luck, while the other has pulled out a ton…

When Smart is Too Smart

I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone. @clarkekant