Funny Jokes

Q: Where does a one-armed man shop? A: At a secondhand store.

Seen on the bathroom door of an upscale spa: "Caution! Toilets flushed with reclaimed water…

When an increased patient load began to overwhelm our hospital's emergency room, we initiated a…

Anyone traveling on business for our company must fill out an expense report. A field on the form…

While driving on the highway, my daughter noticed a child in the window of a car in the next lane…

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Alpaca.Alpaca who?Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.

Before leaving for Officer Candidates School, I half-jokingly mentioned to my family that I was…

My friend was at the beauty parlor when she overheard another woman rattle on to the manicurist…

When my husband pointed out my tendency to retell the same stories over and over, I reminded him…

Feeling listless, I bought some expensive "brain-stimulating" pills at the health food…