Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Or Maybe While Breakdancing

The worst time to have a heart 
attack is during a game of charades. Demetri Martin

Poor Sports

Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. “I blame the general…

Bad, Better, Best

3 Musketeers is a good name 
for a chocolate bar, but a bad name 
for an Army…

Dubious Accomplishment #23

I don’t want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything, but 
I can still fit into the…

A Colorful Diet

My parents used to stuff 
me with candy when I was a kid. M&M’s, Jujubes, SweeTarts. I…

The Better Paleo Diet

I’m on the Paleo diet, 
except I’m the caveman who discovered Snickers. @rexhuppke

You Are What Your Eat

I used to love the candy Nerds, but I stopped eating them when I realized that for me, it was…

A Holiday Quiz

“Pretend to be someone you’re 
not, and receive candy.” Quick: 
Halloween or…

I'm a Busy Ghost, People

People always ask kids the same stupid questions. “What are you supposed to be?” I’m…

A Fun-Size Quibble

When it comes 
to candy bars, the term fun-sized 
is misleading. There is nothing fun about…