Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Baggage Claim Karma

As I waited for my luggage 
at the airport, a man lifted my 
suitcase off the baggage…

A Dumb Driver's-ed Answer

My sister didn’t do as well on her driver’s-ed test as she’d hoped. 
It might have had…

Stephen Colbert on Internships

Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a…

The Weirdest Summer Job Ever

Being a lifeguard is a weird summer job for a kid. Ninety-nine percent of the time, sit and do…

Demetri Martin's Summer Plans

This summer, I’m going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say "Get a life" on…

Lifeguards vs. Life Coaches

L.A. public pools don’t have lifeguards—[they] have life coaches. If they see you struggling in…

My First Job...

I got my first full-time job, but I could have sworn I was making more money in college, working…

Fractured Fairy Tales

• There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She got her own TLC show. The end. —Ryan Anderson…

Spotted on Facebook...

Student: I don’t understand why my grade was so low. How did 
I do on my research…

Worst Insurance Claims Ever

If you were an auto insurer, would you have paid these actual claims? “In an attempt to kill a…