Funny Jokes

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How do You Drown a Hipster?

Throw him into the mainstream. Submitted by Jesse Rehn, 
Green Bay, Wisconsin

New Year, Old Problems

It’s New Year’s Eve, and the restaurant is hopping—revelers, band, overworked waiters…

“Where’s Aunt Florence?”

After Thanksgiving dinner, the adults gathered in the living room to exchange reminiscences, while…

Tollbooth Timer

I worked on a toll road, answering the phone, collecting money and issuing toll tickets. One…

Guest Relations

Our eldest daughter, Ann, invited her college roommate to join our large family for Thanksgiving…

Holiday Heavyweights

The checkout clerk at the supermarket was unusually cheerful even though it was near closing time…

Horn of Plenty

When a music student brought his French horn to my shop for repair, he complained that the…

The Greatest Disguise

I wonder if Halloween is the one day of the year Lady Gaga wears sensible slacks. Jimmy Kimmel

Taken For a Ride

From a passenger of the Vacaville, 
California, public bus company: Dear Sir, I would like to…

Like Flower, Like Bud

As I entered the elevator 
at our hospital, a disheveled-
looking man rushed in behind me…