Funny Jokes

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Parenting Fads According to The Onion

The latest parenting fads, 
according to the Onion: • Couples are waiting to announce their…

@BillMurray on Child Naming

The cool part about naming 
your kid is you don’t have to add 
six numbers to make sure the…

Hedberg on Highlights

I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than…

Might Be The Wine Talking...

A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of 
the blue, the wife says, “I…

Lamp of Mass Destruction?

When I spotted a Navy captain 
on the street, I saluted and bellowed, “LST 395,” which was…

An Air Force Truism

The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire. Source: urcaptainspekin.com

No-sense Sensor

A military base commander called to complain that the weather-forecasting software our company…

MSW?!
(Mom say what?!)

Texting acronyms can stump even the best parents: Mom: Your great-aunt just passed away…

Men's Room, Men's Rules

A long line leading to the ladies’ room greeted my friend’s wife. Since desperate times call…

Actually, I'm a Time Traveler

When I bought beer at the 
grocery store, the clerk asked for 
my birthdate. I said…