Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

The Spirit of Movember

I won’t be shaving this November, in order to raise awareness for 
how lazy I am. Tim Siedell

"Who Doesn't Love Pork Fat?"

Boss to underling: “When I 
told you that you smelled like bacon grease, it was a…

Idiots Abroad

The British foreign office helps Brits traveling abroad. Here are some odder requests they’ve…

Miles and Gigabytes Away

Right now, I’m at work, using the Internet. But in my mind, I’m already at home, using the…

Bad Typos in Real Newspapers

We all make mistakes. Some 
are just more public than others, 
like these real newspaper…

Yo Quiero a Clean Criminal Record

Scene: Me driving by a Taco Bell. Sign: Now Hiring Managers. [Two weeks later …] Sign:…

Our Office Needs a 3D Printer

Our boss asked the new mail-room guy to make three copies of 
an office key. The guy returned ten…

Shane. My Office. Now.

Shane works in the deli department of a large supermarket chain, where he often finds himself in…

Air Force Truisms

“Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.” “The only time you have too…

Head to the Dentist

I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth when my squad leader barged in. He was holding a…