Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

63%
I Don't Want To Say We Eat Out...

I don’t want to say we eat out 
a lot, but I’ve noticed that lately when I call my kids for…

22%
Taking The Cake

“You can’t have your cake and 
eat it too.”—People who don’t understand what cake 
is…

20%
A Beef With Tapas

Guess what, tapas: You’re the exact Venn diagram midpoint of my two least favorite things 
in…

97%
Lunchtime MVP

Bacon was definitely the 
first-round draft pick in the BLT. No one’s building a sandwich…

86%
Expired Logic

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? —George Carlin

70%
I Went To A Restaurant That Serves...

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time,” so I ordered French toast during…

60%
Love Lost, 
Love Found On Craigslist

• The ad for the 14k white gold engagement ring in “like-new condition” included a caveat:…

33%
Bed, Bath, And Way, Way Beyond

In the hardware store, a 
clerk asked, “Can I help you find 
anything?” “How about my…

25%
Coversation With A Customer-Service Representative:

Me: I have a Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer that is defective. Customer Rep: Ma’am, we’ll…

50%
Untangling Earbuds Is The New...

On the subway, untangling earbuds is the new knitting. The woman across from me could have finished…