Funny Jokes

Seen on the bathroom door of an upscale spa: "Caution! Toilets flushed with reclaimed water…

When an increased patient load began to overwhelm our hospital's emergency room, we initiated a…

Anyone traveling on business for our company must fill out an expense report. A field on the form…

While driving on the highway, my daughter noticed a child in the window of a car in the next lane…

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Alpaca.Alpaca who?Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.

Before leaving for Officer Candidates School, I half-jokingly mentioned to my family that I was…

When my husband pointed out my tendency to retell the same stories over and over, I reminded him…

Feeling listless, I bought some expensive "brain-stimulating" pills at the health food…

There are women whose thoughtful husbands buy them flowers for no reason. And then there's me. One…

When we finished a personality assessment at work, I asked my friend Dan if he would share the…