Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Will You Still Love Me?

Ah, marriage. I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection…

Poor Little Piggy...

My young son ran to me, crying. “Daddy, I stubbed my toe,” he sobbed. “Let me kiss it and…

What are My Options?

Scene: Me using the Siri app on my iPhone. Me: Siri, call my wife. Siri: Samantha McLaughlin…

Airport Insecurity

The head of the TSA resigned after about four years on the job. Here’s how much of America heard…

Eggxclaimed in the Office

Employee #1: I wouldn’t eat caviar. That’s fish eggs! Employee #2: I’d try it. After all…

Bad Work Excuses

Thinking of skipping work? Don’t try these real excuses—they didn’t work the first…

PLEASE Don't Administer Orally

My teenage patient’s mother was concerned. “He must have a temperature,” she said. “He…

Which West is that?

“Why did you choose a college so far from home?” I asked my British student. She explained…

Notable Never-isms

• Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time. —Norman Ford •…

If the Ten Commandments were Written by Popular Websites

I. What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being God II. At the Beginning He Had 
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