Funny Jokes

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Yo Quiero a Clean Criminal Record

Scene: Me driving by a Taco Bell. Sign: Now Hiring Managers. [Two weeks later …] Sign:…

Our Office Needs a 3D Printer

Our boss asked the new mail-room guy to make three copies of 
an office key. The guy returned ten…

Shane. My Office. Now.

Shane works in the deli department of a large supermarket chain, where he often finds himself in…

Air Force Truisms

“Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.” “The only time you have too…

Head to the Dentist

I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth when my squad leader barged in. He was holding a…

Terrified: The Only Way to Fly

Richard Branson has announced plans to develop a new type of plane that can fly 
from New York…

A Moment of Reflection

I shave each morning in front 
of my car’s passenger-side mirror. That way, I get a closer…

Put-Downs Down Under

A Briton flies into Australia 
and is asked by the immigration 
officer, “Do you have any…

Start Over, Por Favor?

After 12 years of therapy, 
my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He…

A Bargain You Shouldn't Pass Over

A Pennsylvania couple had trouble selling their home after strange apparitions and sounds forced…