Funny Jokes

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With Pointed Fangs I...

Q: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims…

I Don't Want To Say We Eat Out...

I don’t want to say we eat out 
a lot, but I’ve noticed that lately when I call my kids for…

Taking The Cake

“You can’t have your cake and 
eat it too.”—People who don’t understand what cake 

A Beef With Tapas

Guess what, tapas: You’re the exact Venn diagram midpoint of my two least favorite things 

Lunchtime MVP

Bacon was definitely the 
first-round draft pick in the BLT. No one’s building a sandwich…

Expired Logic

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? —George Carlin

I Went To A Restaurant That Serves...

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time,” so I ordered French toast during…

Love Lost, 
Love Found On Craigslist

• The ad for the 14k white gold engagement ring in “like-new condition” included a caveat:…

Bed, Bath, And Way, Way Beyond

In the hardware store, a 
clerk asked, “Can I help you find 
anything?” “How about my…

Coversation With A Customer-Service Representative:

Me: I have a Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer that is defective. Customer Rep: Ma’am, we’ll…