Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Untangling Earbuds Is The New...

On the subway, untangling earbuds is the new knitting. The woman across from me could have finished…

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Overheard At A Zumba Class...

First woman: Look at me—I have 
a muffin top. Second woman: You’re complaining? I have the…

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When A Family Friend Passed Away...

When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow…

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Teenage Wisdom

I mentioned to my sons that some teens used Facebook to plan a robbery at a local mall. “How…

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The Key To Eating Healthy...

The key to eating healthy is 
not eating any food that has a TV commercial. —Comedian Mike…

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Next Time Someone Complains About...

Next time somebody complains about millennials, remind him which generation linoleumed over all…

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The Dead Man And The Cobbler...

While going through his 
deceased father’s things, a man finds a 25-year-old claim check for a…

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A Woman Went Tanning...

A woman went up to the roof-deck of her hotel to sunbathe. No one else was there, so she slipped…

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I'd Like To Have A Kid...

I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend ten years of my life constantly…

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Realistic Romantic Comedies

• When Harry Met Sally and 
Discovered She Looks Nothing Like Her eHarmony Photos • Love…