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Knock! Knock!Who's There?WeevilWeevil who?Weevil weevil rock you.—Contributed by Lubna Wali
Girl #1 (picking up box of baking soda): I didn't know soda was baked. Girl #2: Thank God it's not…
Girl: Why would he say that I was not educated? Friend: Well, that's not exactly what he said…
Guy: Your glasses can't be bad—you just got them! Girl: Yeah, but I cheated on the eye exam…
During World War II my parents had planned a romantic Valentine's Day wedding. Suddenly my father…
Every Valentine's Day our campus newspaper has a section for student messages. Last year my…
My high-school English teacher was well known for being a fair, but hard, grader. One day I…
About a year had passed since my amicable divorce, and I decided it was time to start dating again…
My friend Mark and I work in a lawn-mower-parts warehouse. Somehow Mark got the idea that his wife…
My husband, a certified public accountant, works 15-hour days for the first few months of the year…
Seen on the bathroom door of an upscale spa: "Caution! Toilets flushed with reclaimed water…
When an increased patient load began to overwhelm our hospital's emergency room, we initiated a…
Anyone traveling on business for our company must fill out an expense report. A field on the form…
While driving on the highway, my daughter noticed a child in the window of a car in the next lane…
Knock! Knock!Who's there?Alpaca.Alpaca who?Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.
Before leaving for Officer Candidates School, I half-jokingly mentioned to my family that I was…
When my husband pointed out my tendency to retell the same stories over and over, I reminded him…
Feeling listless, I bought some expensive "brain-stimulating" pills at the health food…
There are women whose thoughtful husbands buy them flowers for no reason. And then there's me. One…
When we finished a personality assessment at work, I asked my friend Dan if he would share the…
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