Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Eggxclaimed in the Office

Employee #1: I wouldn’t eat caviar. That’s fish eggs! Employee #2: I’d try it. After all…

Bad Work Excuses

Thinking of skipping work? Don’t try these real excuses—they didn’t work the first…

PLEASE Don't Administer Orally

My teenage patient’s mother was concerned. “He must have a temperature,” she said. “He…

Which West is that?

“Why did you choose a college so far from home?” I asked my British student. She explained…

Notable Never-isms

• Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time. —Norman Ford •…

If the Ten Commandments were Written by Popular Websites

I. What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being God II. At the Beginning He Had 
Me…

Steer Clear of this Joke

A farmer counted 196 cows in 
the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

A Step in the Wrong Direction

On an icy, bitter-cold day, Hank visited Lou. “I had a rough time getting here,” said Hank…

Over-the-Hill Band Names

Do you still rock out to eight-track tapes? Then you’ll dig these band names for aging…

Worst First Sentence

The annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest honors purposely lousy opening sentences for nonexistent…