Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Matthew Wohlfarth on Exercise

I work out religiously—Christmas and Easter. Submitted by comedian Matthew Wohlfarth

Piping Up

A Scottish mother visits her 
son in his New York City apartment and asks, “How do you find the…

Zen Koans for the Internet Age

• If an anonymous comment goes unread, is it still irritating? • What is the sound of no…

What 87-Year-Olds Give Up For Lent

“Has your diet changed?” 
I asked an 87-year-old woman I was admitting into the…

Dog on The Job

Sometimes I like to sit my dog down for a performance review, just to remind him who’s boss.…

Never Talk About Religion at Work

Religion is generally a verboten topic for everyone at work, except 
for Larry. Recently, after…

Wrong Store, Buddy

Scene: Inside a Best Buy store. Customer: Can you help me? I’m looking for a…

Colonoscopy Small Talk

Colonoscopies are important medical procedures that have saved lives. And yet they’re as popular…

What's Your Definition of "Woman"?

Request from a client: “For the ad, use a stock photo of a woman or a person.” Source:…

Weirdest Craigslist Post Ever?

Looking for a job? Here’s one posted on Craigslist: “$40K a Year to Attend Harvard…