Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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The Reader, The Writer, And The Lion

A lion comes across two 
men, one reading and the other 
writing. The beast pounces on and…

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Gigs In Space

Lady Gaga is now saying that sometime in 2015 she will actually perform a concert from space…

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The One About The Fishermen and The Angel

Three guys are fishing when an angel appears. The first guy says, “I’ve suffered from back…

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There Are Two Sure Things: Taxes, and Excuses

Here are the best tried-and-failed excuses British businesses gave for not paying their taxes on…

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A Poor Ex-Spleen Nation

A medical student was told to remove the spleen from a cadaver. After he did, he kept poking…

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Composing An Insult

How classical maestros also used their batons to stab each other in the back: •“If he had…

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Wanted: Human Torch

Who wouldn’t be inspired 
to hire this young man? If his 
cover letter is to be believed…

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State of Confusion

Scene: The office Me: We have to submit a form to 
every state. Coworker: All 51? Me:…

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A Lizard Walks Into...

A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. "What's your kid's name?" asks the…

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An Old Guy Walks Into...

An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for ID. "You've got to be kidding," he said…