Funny Jokes

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Toddler Wisdom

Events had left my son-in-
law’s sister feeling sad, and she started tearing up. Luckily, our…

What Does DUMB Stand For?

While serving jury duty, 
I noticed that the defense attorney seemed a bit nervous. At one…

Doing The Man Dance

If you’ve seen me impatiently standing in line, then you’ve seen 
me dancing at a…

The One About The Stand-in Gorilla

When a zoo’s gorilla dies, the zookeeper hires an actor to don 
a costume and act like an ape…

One Way To Foil Fridge Thieves

The note left on the office refrigerator was addressed to “The culprit who ate what you thought…

Vitamin D(imwit)

Scene: Our break room. Coworker #1 pulls out a bottle of vitamins. Coworker #2: What’s…

Urine Trouble Now

An irate patient called our 
pathology group, demanding that 
I explain every lab test on her…

Sweet and LOL

When my customer ordered 
iced tea, I asked, “Sweetened or 
unsweetened?” Her answer:…

The Maximum-Security Bathroom

If a company’s most valuable 
resource is its people, how come 
the employees aren’t locked…

Militant Roaches

I’m convinced my cockroaches have military training. I set out a roach bomb—they defused…