Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

An Army of None

We were an Air Force family, but our son could not grasp that 
fact. Anytime someone asked what…

Winter Punderland

As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot…

Does That Come in Super-Size?

A friend was ordering her meal at a drive-through when she noticed she could get a side dish…

No—I Prefer to Push

Recently, I woke up to find that two of my car’s tires had been stolen. When the police officer…

Sharknado Truthers

Scene: A secondhand movie 
exchange ... Me: Do you have the DVD of 
Sharknado? Clerk: Is…

Dad Jokes from Granddad

None of my grandsons share my corny sense of humor. When the family is eating lasagna, I say…

This Classified ad Speaks Volumes:

“Wanted to buy: playpen, cradle, high chair; also two single beds.” Matthew Cole, Plant…

Let Minnow

My husband and I were relaxing on lounge chairs on a Jamaica beach, half listening to a couple…

Casting a Spell

Can’t believe the National Spelling Bee ended in a tye. @MattGoldich

Common Ground

The Olympics remind us that no matter what country we may be from, we all look dumb using an iPad…