Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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What if the whole ice-bucket challenge is just a long game to bring down the Wicked Witch of the…

Say it With Your Pants

Boy, what a bad guy that guy is, that Vladimir Putin. Obama is really getting tough with him. Now…

You Get What You Pay For

Dollar Tree bought Family Dollar for about $8 billion. It would have been $10 billion, but Family…

Cut and Run

The one thing I’ve learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn’t mastered the…

Eve's Online Dating Profile

Eve Sex: Female Age: About 15 minutes since I was invented, 
but I don’t look a minute…

Warning Labels We can Really Use:

Google: “Warning! You may find more than what you’re looking for.” Apple computers:…

Glass Half Full (of Dung)

A child psychologist had twin boys—one was an optimist; the other, a pessimist. Just to see what…

How do You Drown a Hipster?

Throw him into the mainstream. Submitted by Jesse Rehn, 
Green Bay, Wisconsin

New Year, Old Problems

It’s New Year’s Eve, and the restaurant is hopping—revelers, band, overworked waiters…

“Where’s Aunt Florence?”

After Thanksgiving dinner, the adults gathered in the living room to exchange reminiscences, while…