Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Am I That Tough?

After interviewing a candidate for an open position, I got a thank-you e-mail, stating, “It was a…

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Overheard at Our Hospital

Phlebotomist: I’m here to draw some blood. Patient: But I just received blood…

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A Company by Any Other Name

There was a period when our company’s ownership was constantly changing hands, resulting in a new…

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Time Flies

As a flight attendant, I wear a watch with two faces: one set for the time in our departure city…

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Color Me Stupid

A client walked into my design studio with a black-and-white flyer. Client: Can you make a color…

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Know Your Audience

“I’d like to discuss something with you,” my husband told our 
nine-year-old son. He was…

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Tailor-Made Quips

My husband and I couldn’t decide which jacket to buy our granddaughter, so we asked the young…

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Prepare for Takeoff

My seatmate on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I asked, “Does the airline charge you…

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What About the Other Half?

As the music swelled during a recent wedding reception, my hopelessly romantic husband squeezed my…

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Hold the Presses!

Misadventures in headline writing from around the world: City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells —The…