Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Bad Soup

The bean soup I’d ordered was mostly water. I decided to tell the waitress. “This soup is…

Family Loopholes

To get my cousin to write to 
her even once, my aunt resorted to 
sending him a check with this…

A Watched Pot Never Boils...

A watched pot never boils, but it does get paranoid. Lesley Wake

Yahoo Questions that will 
Destroy Your Faith in Humanity

“Can I safely look at a picture 
of the sun?” “How can I be sure I’m the real mom of…

If Truth Be Beauty...

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? Lily Tomlin

If You Can't Beat 'Em...

If you can’t beat them, arrange 
to have them beaten. George Carlin

10-Pin Puns

I recently stumbled upon 
my favorite new sports team. It’s 
a woman’s bowling squad called…

Where There's A Will...

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative. Ricky Gervais

Barbershop Blunders

The barbershop was crowded, 
so the woman at the cash register 
offered to put my name on the…

It's A Small World...

I think the expression “It’s a small world” is really a euphemism for “I keep running into…