Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

If You Can't Beat 'Em...

If you can’t beat them, arrange 
to have them beaten. George Carlin

10-Pin Puns

I recently stumbled upon 
my favorite new sports team. It’s 
a woman’s bowling squad called…

Where There's A Will...

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative. Ricky Gervais

Barbershop Blunders

The barbershop was crowded, 
so the woman at the cash register 
offered to put my name on the…

It's A Small World...

I think the expression “It’s a small world” is really a euphemism for “I keep running into…

A Penny Saved...

A penny saved is a penny that will sit around in a jar for five years. @Keatingthomas

How Many Tech-Support People...

Q: How many tech-support folks does it take to change a light-bulb? A: We have a light-bulb…

How Many Economists...

Q: How many economists does it take to change a light-bulb? A: None. If the light-bulb…

How Many Teenagers...

Q: How many 16-year-olds does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Whatever.

How Many Telemarketers...

Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Only one, but she has to do…