Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Two Men Are Out Ice Fishing...

Two men have been ice fishing 
all day. One has had no luck, while the other has pulled out a ton…

When Smart is Too Smart

I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone. @clarkekant

Parenting Fads According to The Onion

The latest parenting fads, 
according to the Onion: • Couples are waiting to announce their…

@BillMurray on Child Naming

The cool part about naming 
your kid is you don’t have to add 
six numbers to make sure the…

Hedberg on Highlights

I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than…

Might Be The Wine Talking...

A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of 
the blue, the wife says, “I…

Lamp of Mass Destruction?

When I spotted a Navy captain 
on the street, I saluted and bellowed, “LST 395,” which was…

An Air Force Truism

The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire. Source: urcaptainspekin.com

No-sense Sensor

A military base commander called to complain that the weather-forecasting software our company…

MSW?!
(Mom say what?!)

Texting acronyms can stump even the best parents: Mom: Your great-aunt just passed away…