Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

A Colorful Diet

My parents used to stuff 
me with candy when I was a kid. M&M’s, Jujubes, SweeTarts. I…

The Better Paleo Diet

I’m on the Paleo diet, 
except I’m the caveman who discovered Snickers. @rexhuppke

You Are What Your Eat

I used to love the candy Nerds, but I stopped eating them when I realized that for me, it was…

A Holiday Quiz

“Pretend to be someone you’re 
not, and receive candy.” Quick: 
Halloween or…

I'm a Busy Ghost, People

People always ask kids the same stupid questions. “What are you supposed to be?” I’m…

A Fun-Size Quibble

When it comes 
to candy bars, the term fun-sized 
is misleading. There is nothing fun about…

The Face of Deception

“I have a beard.” —a bald-faced liar Myq Kaplan

The Real Reason For Shaving Cream

Do you think shaving cream really softens your beard … 
or is it just so you don’t lose your…

When is Your Beard Too 
Long?

When the comments 
turn from “Hey! I really like your beard!” into “Hey! … 
A…

Facial Deduction

Some guy’s looking at this old picture of me with no beard. Then he looks at me and goes, “You…