Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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What do You Call a Line...

Q: What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards? A: a receding hare-line.

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Scrooge, Junior Grade

Four-year-old to her two-year-old sister: "Let's play Christmas. I'll be Santa Claus and you can be…

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I Don't Say "Hey" Pro Bono

A lawyer e-mailed a client: “Dear Jennifer: Thought I saw you on the street the other day…

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New From the China National Tourism Administration...

The China National Tourism Administration has created tips for its citizens when traveling abroad…

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"Brought to You by the Division of Vague Announcements"

Heard over the plant’s paging 
system: “Will John Porter please 
return to where you were…

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Department of (Ridiculous) Corrections

Journalists and editors on deadline make the occasional error. Some are funnier than others: •…

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Part-Time Work

Scene: A man applying for credit 
at a department store. Clerk: What do you do for a…

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How to Deal With an Errant Bosom

Recently, a man stopped at my desk at the library asking for help: 
A woman had breast-fed her…

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PowerPoint: the Program You Love to Hate …

• Were Moses alive today, the Ten Commandments would be known as the Ten Best Practices…

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Smoke 'em if You Got 'em

When I enlisted in my teens, I took up smoking cigars to make myself look more mature. Did it…