Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Lamp of Mass Destruction?

When I spotted a Navy captain 
on the street, I saluted and bellowed, “LST 395,” which was…

An Air Force Truism

The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire. Source: urcaptainspekin.com

No-sense Sensor

A military base commander called to complain that the weather-forecasting software our company…

MSW?!
(Mom say what?!)

Texting acronyms can stump even the best parents: Mom: Your great-aunt just passed away…

Men's Room, Men's Rules

A long line leading to the ladies’ room greeted my friend’s wife. Since desperate times call…

Actually, I'm a Time Traveler

When I bought beer at the 
grocery store, the clerk asked for 
my birthdate. I said…

Refresh. Refresh. Refresh...

The water I was heating for pasta refused to boil, and if my 12-year-old son was right, I wasn’t…

Will You Still Love Me?

Ah, marriage. I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection…

Poor Little Piggy...

My young son ran to me, crying. “Daddy, I stubbed my toe,” he sobbed. “Let me kiss it and…

What are My Options?

Scene: Me using the Siri app on my iPhone. Me: Siri, call my wife. Siri: Samantha McLaughlin…