Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

The Funniest Person in The World

The Laugh Factory in Los 
Angeles invited comedians from around the globe to join its Funniest…

The Worst Streets in America

We can’t all live on a street with a pleasant name like Oak or Elm. Here are the least popular…

What's the Plural of Mongoose?

A zookeeper is ordering new 
animals. As he fills out the forms, he types “two mongeese.”…

Matthew Wohlfarth on Exercise

I work out religiously—Christmas and Easter. Submitted by comedian Matthew Wohlfarth

Piping Up

A Scottish mother visits her 
son in his New York City apartment and asks, “How do you find the…

Zen Koans for the Internet Age

• If an anonymous comment goes unread, is it still irritating? • What is the sound of no…

What 87-Year-Olds Give Up For Lent

“Has your diet changed?” 
I asked an 87-year-old woman I was admitting into the…

Dog on The Job

Sometimes I like to sit my dog down for a performance review, just to remind him who’s boss.…

Never Talk About Religion at Work

Religion is generally a verboten topic for everyone at work, except 
for Larry. Recently, after…

Wrong Store, Buddy

Scene: Inside a Best Buy store. Customer: Can you help me? I’m looking for a…