Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Test Answers From Smart-Alecky Students

• Q: 
What’s the name of a 
six-sided polygon? A: Sixagon. • Q: 
What part of the…

Total @mateur

A client called my help desk saying she couldn’t send an e-mail. When I was done troubleshooting…

And That's The Way it is

Any time a person with a journalism degree writes a story about 
a celebrity getting bangs…

That Sounds Exhausting

My granddaughter was 
graduating from college, so I asked about any plans she had for the…

The Best Legal Advice Ever...

...was spotted on a billboard ad for the law office of Larry L. Archie: “Just because you did it…

Real Excuses Tenants Gave for Not Paying Rent

• “I have to make payments on my BMW and iPhones.” • “You are too wrapped up in the…

How Not to Get a Teaching Job

An applicant for an open 
teaching job submitted a résumé. Under the heading Qualities and…

Wanted: Cemetery Superintendent

“Now hiring,” read the classified ad. “Cemetery superintendent. The ideal candidate must be…

Ken Jennings on Dog Walkers

My favorite game  is “Professional Dog Walker or Crazy Person?” @KenJennings

Un-intelligent Design

We were making leaflets for a 
local church, and the client wanted 
a logo designed with Earth…