Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Did You Dye Your Beard?

You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger. Robert Paul

The Wright Way to Give

One Christmas, my grandfather gave me a box 
of broken glass. He gave my brother a box of…

Mazel Tov, Mary!

Christmas is a baby shower that 
went totally 
overboard. Andy Borowitz

Christmas Freedom

The holiday 
season:
a deeply religious 
time that each of us 
observes, in his own way, by…

Better Luck Next Year

I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not…

Insulting Santa

This mall 
Santa seems insulted that I put down that protective paper before sitting on his…

Snappy Answers to Bad Résumés

Professionals at the staffing agency Robert Half International have seen a lot of peculiar…

It Beats a Board Meeting

The office Christmas party 
is a great opportunity to catch up 
with people you haven’t seen…

The Wrong Language

I tried to explain to a client why I couldn’t help him with a project that was written in a…

A Fax?

You’re sending me something via fax? What is it, an important document from 1993? From…