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Fitness Questionairre

My friend sat down with a new client at her gym to review her application. For the question "To what do you attribute your fitness issues?" the woman wrote "Horrendous eating habits."

"What makes you say that?" my friend asked.

The woman replied, "I can’t spell atrocious."

 

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