Lost and Found
When I walked up to the ATM at my bank, I noticed someone had left his card in the slot. Since it was a Friday evening, I thought the Good Samaritan thing to do was try to find the card’s owner so he wouldn’t go the weekend without it. I looked up the person’s name in the phone book and gave him a call.
"I found your ATM card," I told the man who answered.
He then asked hopefully, "You didn’t happen to find my sunglasses too?"
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