Loud and Clear
While on the freeway in Los Angeles, I was behind a pack of cars. The last driver was on the phone and drifting all over the road. This did not escape the attention of a California Highway Patrol officer, who snuck up behind her and said over his loudspeaker, "If you can’t stay in your lane while on the phone, pull over until the call is completed."
Immediately eight cars pulled over.
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