Love Jokes
These love jokes and corny love jokes are no eclipse of the heart.
Love is patient, kind, and can also be pretty funny. These love jokes, corny jokes for her and him, and couple jokes will make your heart sing. Make your significant other feel extra special with our marriage jokes.
A proposal
Flaky Love
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Hard to Breathe
Computer Crush
Olive Who?
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Do I Look Like a Short-Order Cook?
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A Little Bird Whispered
Q. What do you call two birds in love?
A. Tweet-hearts!
Q. What do you call two birds in love?
A. Tweet-hearts!
Two Ships Passing in the Night
Q. What did the little boat say to the yacht?
A. Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
Q. What did the little boat say to the yacht?
A. Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
He’s Got a Fast Car
Wine Goggles
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Chemistry In The Soup Kitchen
Groucho Marx on Make Outs
A Brow Beating
All Dolled Up
Our Favorite Hashtags on Dating
She Shoots, She Scores!
Love Lost, Love Found On Craigslist
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Tailor-Made Quips
Prepare for Takeoff
What About the Other Half?
Pencil Me In
Dive Right In
Broken Heart
Celebrating July 4th
Read All About It
—Contributed by Richard B. Blackwell
Making the Grade
—Contributed by Brad Wilcox
Perfectly Paired Puns
—Contributed by Mary Lou Pittman
Dates from Hell
Olive
A Failure to Communicate
Too Close for Comfort
A Man’s Guide to Fine Dining
Devoted and Determined
—Contributed by Sandra L. Caron
Irresistible Irony
—Contributed by Pat Patel
Mower Than a Greeting Card
—Contributed by Gene Hyde
9 to 5 Love
—Contributed by Cindy Wolf
Pastoral Passion
—Contributed by Christine A. Pandolfo
Sweet Nothings (.com)
—Contributed by Anne McConnell
Check Out a Romance
—Contributed by Ruth E. Chodrow
A Little Nuts About Love
—Contributed by Theodore Bologna
'Til Death Do Us Part
I suppose it speaks volumes about the state of my marriage when I admit to nodding knowingly at a remark made by a colleague.
She was telling me about the death of another co-worker's spouse, when she commented, "How sad. They'd been married only five years, so I imagine she still loved him."
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3 Relationship Terms
Man-me-downs: Men who are passed on from one woman to another after a failed attempt at romance.
Cupidity: The faulty logic that leads a well-meaning but clueless third party to believe that two random singles are perfect for each other.
DNRR (Do Not Resuscitate Romance): A directive that you are not, under any circumstance, allowed to revive a past relationship.