Love Jokes

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She Shoots, She Scores!

Why should you never breakup with a…

Love Lost, 
Love Found On Craigslist

• The ad for the 14k white gold engagement ring…

Realistic Romantic Comedies

• When Harry Met Sally and 
Discovered She…

Tailor-Made Quips

My husband and I couldn’t decide which jacket…

Prepare for Takeoff

My seatmate on a flight was a woman. Ever the…

What About the Other Half?

As the music swelled during a recent wedding…

Pencil Me In

Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?…

Dive Right In

What did one boat say to the other? "Are you up…

Broken Heart

What did the guy with the broken leg say to his…

Celebrating July 4th

What do you say to your single friends on…

Read All About It

Every Valentine's Day our campus newspaper has a…

Making the Grade

My high-school English teacher was well known for…

Perfectly Paired Puns

As Valentine's Day approached, I tried to think…

Dates from Hell

Have a date for Valentine’s Day? Hope it…

Olive

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive…

A Failure to Communicate

A father shows up at his daughter’s home and…

Too Close for Comfort

Sarah Silverman tweeted, “When ur relatives…

A Man's Guide to Fine Dining

A man invited a woman over to his home for a…

Devoted and Determined

During World War II my parents had planned a…

Irresistible Irony

About a year had passed since my amicable…

Mower Than a Greeting Card

My friend Mark and I work in a lawn-mower-parts…

9 to 5 Love

My husband, a certified public accountant, works…

Pastoral Passion

The lingerie store where my aunt works was…

Sweet Nothings (.com)

My boyfriend Hans and I met online. After dating…

Check Out a Romance

I met my husband while I was working in a science…

A Little Nuts About Love

Driving through Southern California, I stopped at…

'Til Death Do Us Part

I suppose it speaks volumes about the state of my…

Courtship

A man is madly in love with a princess and wants…

Movie Producer

At a restaurant one night, the man at the next…

3 Relationship Terms

Author Cindy Chupack coined these useful…