I think my wife’s going deaf," Joe told their doctor.
"Try to test her hearing at home and let me know how severe her problem is before you bring her in for treatment," the doctor said.
So that evening, when his wife was preparing dinner, Joe stood 15 feet behind her and said, "What’s for dinner, honey?"
He moved to ten feet behind her and asked again.
Then he stood five feet in back of her and tried again but still got no answer. Finally, he stood directly behind her and asked, "Honey, what’s for supper?"
She turned around. "For the fourth time—I said chicken!"
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