‘If I were to die first, would you remarry?" the wife asks.
"Well," says the husband, "I’m in good health, so why not?"
"Would she live in my house?"
"It’s all paid up, so yes."
"Would she drive my car?"
"It’s new, so yes."
"Would she use my golf clubs?"
"No. She’s left-handed."
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