Marriage Jokes
Laugh at the funny side of being together with these jokes about marriage.
Studying our wedding photos, my six-year-old asked, “Did you marry Dad because he was…
On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a…
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I wrote the Facebook status "I'm…
Q: Why does a man twist his wedding ring on his finger? A: He's trying to figure out the…
During a heartfelt chat with her friend about relationships, my wife sighed and said, "You know, if…
Overheard at my garden-club meeting: "I never knew what compost was until I met my husband."
I identify with football players because I know what it's like to spend your whole life training…
Even though there was a blizzard raging outside, I made it the half-mile to the bakery, where I…
A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used…
For a romantic touch, I washed our sheets with lavender-scented detergent. When my husband got into…
My wife and I get along just great—except she's a back-seat driver second to none. On my way…
Two convicts are working on a chain gang. "I heard the warden's daughter up and married a guy…
One of my customers at the department of motor vehicles wanted a personalized license plate with…
For our honeymoon my fiancée and I chose a fashionable hotel known for its luxurious suites…
On the first day of our marriage retreat, the instructor talked about the importance of knowing…
When we finished a personality assessment at work, I asked my friend Dan if he would share the…
There are women whose thoughtful husbands buy them flowers for no reason. And then there's me. One…
Feeling listless, I bought some expensive "brain-stimulating" pills at the health food…
When my husband pointed out my tendency to retell the same stories over and over, I reminded him…
My friend was at the beauty parlor when she overheard another woman rattle on to the manicurist…
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